Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Five O'clock News

We open our news cast with an update on Little Bambino...


who started out as a poppy seed.....

....and apparently is now as long as an english cucumber (not to be confused with a common cucumber)


We have continuing coverage on the famous seamstress, Madeline.  She is working feverishly for upcoming Fashion Week.  Here is runway model Lauren modeling one of her pieces -- the pencil skirt.  In a ladybug print, which apparently is trending.

In other news, it was reported that during devotions today - betrayal was the topic - Ron used Judas as his example.  Madeline said, "Dad, what about Peter?" 

In a momentary lapse of reason, Ron said, "Well sure, I guess he could be an example too."

And her response:  "You guess?  Ummm, 'I don't know Him', 'I don't know Him', 'I don't know Him' ....Cock-a-doodle-doo!  Hello?"

And that's where we leave you tonight folks.  Thanks for tuning in.

3 comments:

Jen said...

Thanks for the news update.

And it looks like I am going to take some fashion advice and start looking for a ladybug shirt, or skirt, or I guess whatever I can find. Better yet, can you ask Madeline to whip me something up?

Looking fabulous Lauren!

Aunt Jen

Chris and Rebecca said...

So as soon as the fashion show is over do we get to buy the ware? I mean I am willing to pay top dollar here people, I don't have time to shop and we all know my fashion sense is well, lacking a bit...

The3Scotts said...

I am hysterically laughing! I LOVE your posts! Oh to be a fly on the wall in your house...this is what it would feel like I presume!
Love you!